THE LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP!

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Now this is the story written in rhyme
About how I called upon the Hero of Time
And I'd like to speak a moment, please sit in that chair
And I'll tell you how he saved my kingdom so fair

In West Hylia born and raised
In the courtyard is where is spent most of my days
Sniffing some flowers, as parents drank wine
When all of the sudden the Hero of Time
Started hangin around, guards said 'He's up to no good;
And his pathetic shield is made outta wood,'
I sent him on a quest to save my people so fair
And it consisted of a stop to the Cavern of Dodongo's Lair.

Gannon ((that bastard)) was on his way
But I couldn't do anything ((I know it sounds gay))
I gave Link an ocarina and sent him ahead
I should've warned him about the Re-Dead...

Gerudo Valley, it was so bad...
The bridge not done, carpenters half-ass
This isn't what the people of Hyrule live like...
Will this really be alright....?

He whistled for Epona and when she came near he
Sat on her back and drew his sword as she reared
If anything I could say that the scene wasn't so rare
The faggot always held items up in the air.

He delt the last blow to Gannon's face
And soon I found him back in this place
I looked at him sadly, it wasn't so fair,
I sent him to Termina; How's Clocktown Square?